You might belong in Hufflepuff
where they are just and loyal.
genderbent!Hufflepuff→ requested by you-thieving-nargle
The Cloud for the New York Times.
i feel like ‘restaurant’ shouldnt be spelled like that
les anglophones volent des mots à d’autres langues puis chialent parce qu’ils ne sont pas orthographiés comme ils le voudraient
hunting 4 the booty
shut up bilbo
i think there is no greater dark magic than the cha-cha slide
you will never get a group of people obeying every command so quickly as you will by putting on that song.
every previous conversation grinds to a halt as everyone goes to the left and then takes it back now y’all
"…then go to Mendl’s and get me a Courtesan au Chocolat."
you ever look at a kink and think “nah” then a few years later look at the same kink and go “actually yes”