foundersofhogwarts:

You might belong in Hufflepuff

where they are just and loyal.

genderbent!Hufflepuff→ requested by you-thieving-nargle


Reblog / posted 2 hours ago with 1 note

Fuck off headache, thank youuu


brendantheblob:

The Cloud for the New York Times.

brendantheblob:

The Cloud for the New York Times.


cedrikaprovencher:

landorus:

i feel like ‘restaurant’ shouldnt be spelled like that

les anglophones volent des mots à d’autres langues puis chialent parce qu’ils ne sont pas orthographiés comme ils le voudraient


ikimaru:

hunting 4 the booty

ikimaru:

hunting 4 the booty


closetshipping:

shut up bilbo

closetshipping:

shut up bilbo


indevampire:

i think there is no greater dark magic than the cha-cha slide

you will never get a group of people obeying every command so quickly as you will by putting on that song.

every previous conversation grinds to a halt as everyone goes to the left and then takes it back now y’all


"…then go to Mendl’s and get me a Courtesan au Chocolat."


witchbat:

nerd

witchbat:

nerd


flowersam:

you ever look at a kink and think “nah” then a few years later look at the same kink and go “actually yes”